Mobile back-scratching & Tourist traps snitch app?

Startup ideas mashup! 

 

A font that conveys sarcasm and other emotional tones, helping avoid awkward misunderstandings. A relaxed, board-game-centered social hub for the 40-and-up crowd. An app that helps travelers avoid touristy overruns by flagging over-hyped spots. Home delivery of Halloween candy before Trick Or Treat night. How easy is that? An AI categorization to sift through online comments, cutting redundancy and boosting engagement. A short, no-setup-required mobile service for on-the-go relaxation. A banana bunch engineered to ripen a few bananas each day of the week. More sports and activities that incorporate walking as the central activity. A tool that deletes or archives your draft if you stop typing, encouraging creativity. More nutritious fast-food options that don't drown you in sodium while you're on the go.